Dudhinlad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident donkey.

Dudhinlad created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudhinlad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dudhinlad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dudhinlad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dudhinlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dudhinlad's name in vain.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never bounce in holy places.