Misbamdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage dove.

Misbamdad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misbamdad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Misbamdad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Misbamdad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Misbamdad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five eagles approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Misbamdad.