Negbedfid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating wombat.

Negbedfid created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbedfid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negbedfid, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Negbedfid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Negbedfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not take Negbedfid's name in vain.

4. You must pray to Negbedfid five times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.