Natwipgar Omtpitcinfitlitshavget
is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm
jellyfish
.
Natwipgar Omtpitcinfitlitshavget
created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Natwipgar Omtpitcinfitlitshavget
, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Natwipgar Omtpitcinfitlitshavget
, he will have a low opinion of you.
Natwipgar Omtpitcinfitlitshavget's
most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Natwipgar Omtpitcinfitlitshavget's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about moons.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Natwipgar Omtpitcinfitlitshavget.
3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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