Lamloggod is a god.

He takes the form of a large, emotional finch.

Lamloggod created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamloggod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lamloggod, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Lamloggod's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lamloggod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Put Lamloggod first in all things.

4. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.

5. You must love Lamloggod.