Vidlatvab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful bird.

Vidlatvab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidlatvab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vidlatvab, she will turn you into a snail.

Vidlatvab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vidlatvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Worship no other gods but Vidlatvab.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.