Cipbingan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying owl.

Cipbingan created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbingan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cipbingan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cipbingan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cipbingan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipbingan.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.