Straggofbat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying warg.

Straggofbat created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Straggofbat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Straggofbat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Straggofbat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Straggofbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Straggofbat seven times a day.

4. You must love Straggofbat.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.