Yamyattsin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful otter.

Yamyattsin created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamyattsin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamyattsin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yamyattsin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yamyattsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yamyattsin.