Nurtsagzig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying dragon.

Nurtsagzig created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtsagzig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurtsagzig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nurtsagzig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nurtsagzig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear violet shoes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.