Didmobgep Mumdagpan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise troll.

Didmobgep Mumdagpan created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didmobgep Mumdagpan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Didmobgep Mumdagpan, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Didmobgep Mumdagpan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Didmobgep Mumdagpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never laugh in holy places.