Dudyarflag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, egotistical parrot.

Dudyarflag created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudyarflag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dudyarflag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dudyarflag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dudyarflag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Dudyarflag loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.