Kikvilnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, calm bird.

Kikvilnul created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikvilnul, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikvilnul, she will strike you with lightening.

Kikvilnul's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kikvilnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.