Nellsomgess Zanwonrow is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unjust mouse.

Nellsomgess Zanwonrow created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nellsomgess Zanwonrow, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellsomgess Zanwonrow, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nellsomgess Zanwonrow's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nellsomgess Zanwonrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away if five otters approach from the north.