Lidlarglagaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic coyote.

Lidlarglagaf created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlarglagaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lidlarglagaf, it will turn you into a dog.

Lidlarglagaf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lidlarglagaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never skip in the presence of birds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lidlarglagaf.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.