Listarfxem is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ruthless horse.

Listarfxem created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listarfxem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Listarfxem, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Listarfxem's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Listarfxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Listarfxem.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.