Boptalbut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent hamster.

Boptalbut created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Boptalbut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Boptalbut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Boptalbut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Boptalbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to moths while wearing yellow coats.

2. You must love Boptalbut.

3. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Boptalbut on top of important buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.