Fem is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic shark.

Fem created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fem, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fem, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fem's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fem's Holy Commandments

1. Fem loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.