Afbogneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, irritating meerkat.

Afbogneg created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Afbogneg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Afbogneg, she will turn you into a rock.

Afbogneg's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Afbogneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect six copper sculptures of Afbogneg on top of important buildings.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.