Pomflowat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring centaur.

Pomflowat created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomflowat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pomflowat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pomflowat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pomflowat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pomflowat.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.