Fasmishon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful fairy.

Fasmishon created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasmishon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fasmishon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fasmishon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fasmishon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about stars.