Futcepceb is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, slow wasp.

Futcepceb created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Futcepceb, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futcepceb, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Futcepceb's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Futcepceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Worship no other gods but Futcepceb.

4. Retreat if three horses approach from the east.

5. Futcepceb loves mites, so they must be honoured.