Renpakgut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent dingo.

Renpakgut created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Renpakgut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Renpakgut, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Renpakgut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Renpakgut's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always help sick monkeys.