Bitfabbag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane armadillo.

Bitfabbag created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bitfabbag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitfabbag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bitfabbag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bitfabbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Never wear pink shirts.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.