Bodruttcimyat Gessbeststig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humorless fly.

Bodruttcimyat Gessbeststig created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodruttcimyat Gessbeststig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bodruttcimyat Gessbeststig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bodruttcimyat Gessbeststig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bodruttcimyat Gessbeststig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always take life seriously.