Queegcumbod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered jackal.

Queegcumbod created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcumbod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Queegcumbod, she will curse you with boils.

Queegcumbod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Queegcumbod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Never feed peanuts to tapirs while wearing yellow dresses.

5. Never sit in holy places.