Ranjopnab Nilcidbug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless alligator.

Ranjopnab Nilcidbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranjopnab Nilcidbug, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ranjopnab Nilcidbug, he will remove you from existence.

Ranjopnab Nilcidbug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ranjopnab Nilcidbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about galaxies.