Flislibcabbog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful wyvern.

Flislibcabbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flislibcabbog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flislibcabbog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Flislibcabbog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flislibcabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Flislibcabbog on top of important buildings.

2. You must love Flislibcabbog.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must pray to Flislibcabbog five times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.