Gatbissvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, staggering jaguar.

Gatbissvig created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbissvig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gatbissvig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gatbissvig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gatbissvig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Do not covet oxen.