Nuttcatqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful toad.

Nuttcatqueeg created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcatqueeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttcatqueeg, she will make you grow a tail.

Nuttcatqueeg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nuttcatqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear blue shirts.