Sakjarnnill is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous hummingbird.

Sakjarnnill created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakjarnnill, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakjarnnill, he will turn you into a rock.

Sakjarnnill's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sakjarnnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sakjarnnill's priests.

2. Put Sakjarnnill first in all things.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry rats.