Zedzodweggamfomwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, able warg.

Zedzodweggamfomwad created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zedzodweggamfomwad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zedzodweggamfomwad, she will turn you into a slug.

Zedzodweggamfomwad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zedzodweggamfomwad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Zedzodweggamfomwad on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.