Badsadjip is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, loving
parrot.
Badsadjip created dark energy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Badsadjip, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Badsadjip, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Badsadjip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Badsadjip's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in holy places.
2. Feed all hungry dogs.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
4. Badsadjip loves horses, so they must be honoured.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Badsadjip.