Mumtimdut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable dragonfly.

Mumtimdut created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtimdut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumtimdut, he will turn you into a mouse.

Mumtimdut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mumtimdut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Mumtimdut loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear yellow rings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about moths.