Gedtunyimsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, confident scorpion.

Gedtunyimsig created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gedtunyimsig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedtunyimsig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gedtunyimsig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gedtunyimsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away if nine geese approach from the west.