Legcumdog Lenlarglib is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing camel.

Legcumdog Lenlarglib created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Legcumdog Lenlarglib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Legcumdog Lenlarglib, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Legcumdog Lenlarglib's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Legcumdog Lenlarglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.