Binzanbellbam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive alligator.

Binzanbellbam created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Binzanbellbam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Binzanbellbam, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Binzanbellbam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Binzanbellbam's Holy Commandments

1. Binzanbellbam loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect five tin sculptures of Binzanbellbam on top of important buildings.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always obey Binzanbellbam's priests.