Konbankap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient wren.

Konbankap created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Konbankap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Konbankap, she will cry a lot.

Konbankap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Konbankap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Run away if eight shrews approach from the south.