Sakbonkip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing grasshopper.

Sakbonkip created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakbonkip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sakbonkip, it will be very unhappy.

Sakbonkip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sakbonkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hide from black foxes for they are unholy.