Ratpodbutsatbunlarndav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awesome badger.

Ratpodbutsatbunlarndav created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratpodbutsatbunlarndav, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ratpodbutsatbunlarndav, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ratpodbutsatbunlarndav's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ratpodbutsatbunlarndav's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.