Geprangam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring grasshopper.

Geprangam created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geprangam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Geprangam, it will boil you in a big pot.

Geprangam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Geprangam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Geprangam's name in vain.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not kill whales.