Butmigved is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish jackal.

Butmigved created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Butmigved, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Butmigved, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Butmigved's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Butmigved's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not take Butmigved's name in vain.

5. Never eat wheat.