Megbugmegbenfunrutteen Quamrawyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, loving toad.

Megbugmegbenfunrutteen Quamrawyatt created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbugmegbenfunrutteen Quamrawyatt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Megbugmegbenfunrutteen Quamrawyatt, she will strike you with lightening.

Megbugmegbenfunrutteen Quamrawyatt's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Megbugmegbenfunrutteen Quamrawyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Never sing in the presence of goats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.