Bodpagged is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered gerbil.

Bodpagged created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodpagged, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bodpagged, he will not invite you to parties.

Bodpagged's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bodpagged's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near porpoises.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Bodpagged loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed oranges to ducks while wearing green shoes.

5. Do not speak about onions.