Fidnegcep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, emotional eagle.

Fidnegcep created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidnegcep, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fidnegcep, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fidnegcep's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fidnegcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if seven manatees approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never feed apples to moths while wearing fawn shorts.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.