Jipkapmet is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong tapir.

Jipkapmet created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipkapmet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jipkapmet, it will destroy your favourite star.

Jipkapmet's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jipkapmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jipkapmet.

3. Never paint your chest magenta.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never wear corsets.