Sagdothog is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, uncaring
fairy.
Sagdothog created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sagdothog, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Sagdothog, he will turn you into a rat.
Sagdothog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Sagdothog's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Retreat if seven horses approach from the east.
5. Pray towards the north.