Sagdothog is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring fairy.

Sagdothog created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagdothog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sagdothog, he will turn you into a rat.

Sagdothog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sagdothog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Retreat if seven horses approach from the east.

5. Pray towards the north.