Suggepben is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage capybara.

Suggepben created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Suggepben, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Suggepben, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Suggepben's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Suggepben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat green fruit.