Ominnuttcum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy bear.

Ominnuttcum created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnuttcum, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominnuttcum, she will be very sad.

Ominnuttcum's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ominnuttcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominnuttcum.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.