Bestxenxuck Cabnilldud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous mouse.

Bestxenxuck Cabnilldud created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestxenxuck Cabnilldud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bestxenxuck Cabnilldud, it will ignore you.

Bestxenxuck Cabnilldud's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bestxenxuck Cabnilldud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three sheep approach from the north.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bestxenxuck Cabnilldud on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not speak about nuts.